LAUF HAS RAKED IN OVER $578,000 IN UNDISCLOSED CONTRIBUTIONS FROM 3,000+ MYSTERY DONORS UNDER $200, WHICH IS HOW BIG DONORS HIDE THEIR IDENTITIES. TWELVE DIGITAL FIRMS POCKET 70-80% OF EVERY DOLLAR AND CYCLE CASH BACK TO DC SWAMP CREATURES LIKE SUSIE WILES AND JAMES BLAIR, THE SAME OPERATIVES WHO SABOTAGED TRUMP'S AGENDA. THIS IS NOT A CAMPAIGN. IT IS A MONEY GRIFT.
LAUF IS ATTRACTIVE, AND THAT IS HER ENTIRE RESUMÉ. IT’S THE NEW WASHINGTON PLAYBOOK. RUN INFLUENCERS AND BEAUTY QUEENS FOR OFFICE, TRADING FAVORS FOR CASH, WHILE INSIDERS RUN THE SHOW. WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT FAVORS BOUGHT HER POLITICAL APPOINTMENT OR HER GLOW-UP AS A TALKING HEAD, BUT ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN: HER RESUME IS THINNER THAN HER DONOR DISCLOSURE.
DIRTY MONEY
THICK WALLET, THIN RESUMÉ
WHEN SHE’S NOT BUSY HIDING HER DONOR LIST, LAUF PAC RAISED $1.1 MILLION THROUGH REPORTED 164,690 ENTRIES, AND ALMOST NONE CAME FROM FLORIDA. HER TOP DONORS ARE CORPORATE LOBBYISTS LIKE BGR GROUP, HOGAN LOVELLS, AND PHARMASPHERE. SHE IS THE CANDIDATE K STREET BUILT AND SHE ANSWERS TO BENJAMINS, NOT VOTERS.
BOUGHT AND PAID FOR
CATALINA LAUF LOST TWICE IN ILLINOIS, FINISHING THIRD IN 2020 AND GOT CRUSHED BY 13% IN 2022. SHE ONLY CARPETBAGGED HER WAY TO FLORIDA IN OCTOBER 2024 TO GRIFT OFF ANOTHER FAILED CAMPAIGN. HER QUALIFICATIONS ARE DRIVING FOR UBER AND A BOUGHT AND PAID FOR POLITICAL APPOINTMENT. SHE DOES NOT WANT TO REPRESENT YOU. SHE WANTS A DO-OVER FOR HER FAILED CAREER.
LAUF THE LOSER
SHE CLAIMS A DEGREE FROM "MIAMI UNIVERSITY" HOPING VOTERS CONFUSE IT WITH THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI IN FLORIDA, BUT HER ALMA-MATER IS ACTUALLY IN OHIO. IT’S JUST ANOTHER CALCULATED DECEPTION FROM A CANDIDATE BUILT ENTIRELY ON MISLEADING BRANDING.
A COUNTERFEIT FLORIDIAN
future career politican
LAUF SIGNED A TERM LIMITS PLEDGE IN 2022 IN ILLINOIS, BUT NOW SHE IS SILENT ON THE ISSUE IN FLORIDA. SHE DISCARDED THAT CONVICTION WHEN IT BECAME INCONVENIENT, AND SHE WILL BREAK EVERY OTHER PROMISE ONCE SHE HITS CONGRESS.
SHE'S ALREADY WASHING CA$H ! DON'T LET HER WASH YOUR VOTE!
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